It was announced today that Arlen Specter, suddenly aware that he can't win as a Republican, has become a Democrat.
I'm personally stunned. I thought he was a Democrat.
Granted, I haven't Googled his voting record, but I'm searching my memory banks for some recent memory of an important Republican vote he's made.
Chirp chirp.
But hey, Arlen, if I could make a helpful suggestion to you which, even if you were to read this I know would fall on deaf ears - or hard of hearing ears...
Dear, you're old. You've had a good run. Go home - plant some tomatoes. Write a book exaggerating your accomplishments, like everyone else. Give some young blood with fresh ideas a shot at the big time.
Go out with your head held high. You're on the verge of becoming a punch line and, speaking as someone who doesn't hold you in particularly high esteem, but does have something of a maternal instinct, give it up, man.
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