We're Saved!

Small business owners and budding entrepreneurs can rest easy.  It's official.

Yesterday, as our new pres. jetted around the country on his continuing quest for photo-ops, Obama announced that he is now a friend of small business.  After a mere two months in office, he has come to the conclusion that, yes, these pioneers are the backbone of our economy.

As a reward, he further announced that 'he' would be giving each and every small business $552.02.

Wow.

We can all breathe a little easier now.  With that kind of windfall, ten people must be thinking about starting up new businesses.  Our economy is saved!

It's good to know we're in such capable hands, now that the pot and cocaine from his Ivy League days are fading from his veins.